‘Left-Wing
Democrats 'Resent The Idea of America Being Great'
Limbaugh to Hannity on Fox
News
Throw out the tax code, re-invigorate the EPA, tax garbage
by the pound
Wake the drugged children, challenge the old folks, save
instead of spend
Lose some weight, read a few books, stop fiddling with that
pointless lawn
Outlaw the too big to fail, legalize the herb, pass taxes on
all forms of noise
Dismantle the cubicles, recycle all the SUVs, tax every
religious franchise
Don’t sell the president, fire all the representatives,
un-constipate the senate
Learn about history, admit our mistakes, grow stronger
quietly here at home
Re-invent the corporation, stone the faceless CEOs, forget
funeral homes
Clean the rivers, re-invigorate the forests, take back our
farmlands
Stop torturing our meat, quit idolizing greed, read, write
and count proudly
Blow off Christmas spending, don’t give her diamonds, fuck
Valentine’s Day
De-commission real estate, don’t get a new car every year,
cook at home
Pay them not to have kids, lynch political advisors, end the
2 party system
Isolate the Middle East, join the world community, govern
the US in English
Ignore cowboy evangelicals, quit wasting water, burn little
coal but very cleanly
Don’t jerk off in power boats, blow up those jet skis,
cripple all the ATVs
Quiet the airplanes, bring back the salmon, don’t let it get
so goddamn hot
Cut 90% from the military, quit get-rich-quick scheming, end
credit card debt
Ignore Hollywood lives, abolish career politicians,
eradicate the lobbyists
Fix the roads, tie their tubes, bring back Yankee ingenuity
and engineering
Reduce our population, close the feedlots, enough with the
pesticides, already
Preserve the wetlands, out the damn CIA, stop fattening up
like show hogs
End reliance on China, don’t build 300 hp hybrids, ban
pus-like white bread
Control the tourist industry, curb resort developers, don’t
sell off our forests
Make the miners clean up, get ranchers off welfare, end
tobacco supports
Build wildlife corridors, create Great Plains National Park,
integrate the natives
Get the blacks out of prison, end the war on drugs, stop
this firearms farce
Sustain and maintain, build it to last and be fixed, halt
the obesity epidemic
Stop multinationals stripmining the oceans, give a little
time, slash executive pay
Provide health insurance, get energy independent, either
raise kids or work
End government pensions, support our troops, shun current
so-called leaders
Put solar and wind on every roof, quit making bogeymen,
reduce college tuition
Tax real-estate speculation, wipe out Californication, to
hell with Viagra
Promote getting rich slowly, bring back the wolf, save the
amphibians
Rethink the megalopolis, adjust to the ecosystem, don’t go
off killing for god
Luxury tax botox and liposuction, legalize and regulate
prostitution, license all parents
Close corporate nursing homes, institutionalize suicide,
don’t get too much sun
Sanctify the slaughterhouses, enjoy lots of exercise, reduce
commutes by 25%
Go to jail for hiring illegales, use open source voting
machines, end acid rain
Just ignore flag desecration, treat all gods equally, laugh
or get on therapy
Don’t legislate morality, don’t think only in sound bites,
be quiet when you can
Heavily tax littered items, rethink soft drinks, take time
out from the blur
Eat whole grains and nuts, don’t torture dairy cows, end
social promotions
Can the music executives, let kids ride their bikes, quit
playing world sheriff
Don’t make noise for fun, know our enemies well, demand a
sustainable lifestyle
Prevent before curing, plan instead of reacting, think
before speaking
Don’t live as corporate sheep, work with your hands, look
deep within
Ignore the silly fireworks, maintain the ecosystem, give up
a little convenience
Question all wars, don’t work just for vacation, live such
that our elders are wise
Turn off the night lights, question the scientists, expose
the theologians
Don’t watch corporate news,
flog your own blog, get up before sunrise
Listen to the birds, ban shrink wrap, don’t elect any more
goddamn lawyers
Let the desert reclaim Las Vegas, bind with the Europeans,
always eat together
Recognize real leaders, enjoy the rain, don’t make every
place handicap accessible
Quit worshiping money, avoid prescriptions and surgery,
cultivate common sense
Privatize abortion, get over getting older, always be
learning something new
Maintain your skills, know several languages, quit being so
crudely and loudly gay
Encourage organics, organize electronically, quit being
afraid to amend the constitution
Be proud of clean air, jail animal abusers, sell the Harley
before it’s too late
Cut the fatty foods, don’t speak with one voice, make sense
for yourself
Don’t grow fat and weak, learn other religions, travel
widely and listen
Undermine globalization, surround the rivers with cleansing
trees, listen to the thunder
Understand ethnic conflict, take care of your teeth, don’t
export weapons
Curb the Pentagon, make flood zones into parks, cut off
their dumb neckties
Join efficiency with comfort, don’t subsidize corn syrup,
clean up our lakes
Don’t tax break Big Timber, silence the diesels, untangle
the conglomerates
Reject cultural imperialism, know how to do the math, wake
up the Texans
Quite jiggering voting districts, downsize big sports, play
your own music
Realize that golf and golf courses suck, ban tanning salons,
love more than you hate
Re-invent nursing homes, watch as people die, obtain your
own basic medical skills
Know when to shut up, carefully consider your opinions,
enjoy the quiet rain
Question your everlasting soul, know your priorities, don’t
eat in your car
Get off of the cellphone, turn down your music, buy on the
internet at home
Screw expensive weddings, walk, run, paddle, bicycle, sail,
board and ski
Reduce your footprint, know yourself, organize your
thoughts, keep still often
Follow the money, don’t buy the oft-repeated lie, consume
within reason
Count those given up looking as unemployed, add a 50% gas
tax, learn to sleep
Invest Social Security taxes, get out of the Middle East,
penalize outsourcing
Stop subsidizing terrorists, don’t try to buy your kid’s
friendship, just listen a little
End the dental scam, throw away the cigarettes, don’t idle
in those stupid trucks
File the bible under fiction, chainsaw the billboards, talk
with the Cetaceans
Globalize the power grid, don’t sell land mines, end chemical
warfare
Encourage organics, subsidize solar research, decrease the
human population
Look at the war dead, appreciate clean water, just admit
your stupid mistakes
Relearn manufacturing, let fossilized automakers die, simply
ignore the NFL
Just shut the fuck up, step away from the vehicle, welcome
death in its time
Downsize your houses, ban omnibus bills, don’t ever take a
single payday loan
Renew your faith, empty the mega-churches, don’t ever demand
that ‘God Bless America’
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