Please say whatever comes to mind as I read the following
phrases
Houseplants, organic food, latte and hybrid cars
Pitiful tree
huggers
SUVS, ATVs, Snowmobiles, blue smoke and speedboats
Patriotic
traditional values
PBS, NPR, the NY Times and the Union of Concerned Scientists
Fuzzy-thinking
hopey-changies
Arctic oil drilling, hilltop stripping and easing powerplant
regulations
Common sense
energy policy
Stem cell research, global warming and endangered species
Radical
environmentalists
Pre-emptive defense, go it alone exceptionist cowboy nation
Homeland
security
Recycling, clean waterways and Earth Day
gutless
wonders
Evangelical officials, sanctity of life and faith-based
initiatives
Compassionate
conservatism
Acoustic music, food co-ops and sustainable development
Morally
relativistic flip-floppers
Folksy and homespun, as prepared by donor corporations
no child left
behind
Bicycles, hiking and attention to global opinion
socialist
government health care fiasco
Loud mufflers, country music and exporting jobs overseas
Clear skies
initiative
Nationalized health care, global consensus and private faith
Failed
policies of the past
Fast food, Wal*Mart and a star wars missile defense
No mistakes
and no regrets
Scientifically-bent, museum-supporting and
environmentally-concerned
Libtard tax
and spenders
Gun-toting, bible-thumping and full of moral clarity
Neo-con
theoreticians
Silently spiritual, mass transit supporting coalition
builders
Zombie United
Nations puppets
NASCAR fans, NFL zealots and off-shored, real income-reduced
patriots
Backbone of
America
Free-range meat, old-growth forest and salmon habitat
restoration
Junk science
Creationism, market-based solutions and the hoax of global
warming
God
<Better> Bless America
Tax and spend, government healthcare, soft on defense
Limp-wristed,
molly-coddled squishes
Too expensive in money and jobs, requiring bigger government
Conservative
voice of responsibility and maturity
Pro-choice, contra closed minds and pro-diversity
Godless baby
killers
Staying on message, clear visions and controlled information
Healthy
Forest Initiative
Stale idealism, pinched faces and shrill voices
Disparaged
and marginalized minority
God-fearing, giant powerful autos and chemically treated
lawns
Concealed
carry evangelists
Pale skin, failed policies and over-complication
Activist
judges
WallStreet-based environmentalism, corporate self-regulation
and Hummers
Neo TheoCons
Animal rights, environmental activism and sustainable
development
Amusingly
misguided
Mortgage and spend, hiring of illegales and glorification of
cheap imports
Heroes of
capitalism
Lord of the rings, off the grid energy and organic produce
Lost,
Cut-and-Run dreamers
Pre-emptive defense, missile shields and bunker busting
nukes
Military
coffin photo censure
Universal healthcare, equal opportunity and government
standards
Tired,
creeping socialism
No net loss of wetlands, healthy forest initiative and
commercial leases
Reasoned
environmental stewardship
Recycling, kayaking and foreign language learning
Clueless
one-worlders
Global economy, corporate agribusiness and energy security
Faceless
corporate political puppeteers
Habitat restoration, endangered species and roadless area
protection
Unreasoned
eco-locoism
Cost cutting, labor exporting and single-minded
self-enrichment
Stalwart
captains of industry
Liberal media, hollywood conspiracy and jewish control
Conservative
talkshow fodder
Good old boy accents, evangelical faith and never admitting
a mistake
Preservers of
our precious sovereignty
Curbing noise, family planning and support of women’s rights
Failed
policies resurrected
Intelligent design, theocratic leanings and ability to
ignore world opinion
Crusading
free world leaders
Moral relativism, mistrust of organized religion and a
scientific skepticism
Unprincipled
and amoral sinners
Revealed truth, dominion over nature and the sanctity of
marriage
Knee-jerk
reactionaries
Trust in science, aversion to dogma and willingness to
suspend judgment
Moral
bankruptcy
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