Showing posts with label God better bless America. Show all posts
Showing posts with label God better bless America. Show all posts

Friday, May 6, 2011

God Better Bless America


god better bless america
          if the sonofabitch knows what's good for him
goddamn well better bless america
          bastard’s either with us or against us

god forbid he don't bless america
          we'll send the bombers in to really fuck him up
god, you'd better bless america
          we've already told them what you’d say

goddamn sam, we demand your non-stop blessing
          from sea to shining sea
god will assuredly be blessing america
          before he blesses any other land

god bless us and protect us
          for we have chosen ourselves as your people
god you better hear our prayers
          since we’re the ones who pay your bills

god you best be listening
          so that we can shut our own eyes and ears
god, if you cain't bless america
          we can damn sure find someone else who will

god don't you get behind on them blessings
          because we count ‘em every day
goddamn you god, we have earned thy blessing
          which we intend to be about to receive

god stay over on our side
          so we can destroy those heathen third world hordes
god bless us one and all
          at least those that share our conservative beliefs

god you best help us to explain what the fuck is going on
          cause we told them that we talked all about it with you first
god bless it, you got to help us stay on message
          now that we have brought you on our staff
         
god bless you and keep you, if you stand here right beside us
          otherwise it’s god’s will should we happen to kill you
god, be sure to forgive our trespasses
          as we annihilate those who get in our way

Thursday, May 5, 2011

True Blue Litmus Test

    Please say whatever comes to mind as I read the following phrases
Houseplants, organic food, latte and hybrid cars
          Pitiful tree huggers

SUVS, ATVs, Snowmobiles, blue smoke and speedboats
          Patriotic traditional values

PBS, NPR, the NY Times and the Union of Concerned Scientists
          Fuzzy-thinking hopey-changies

Arctic oil drilling, hilltop stripping and easing powerplant regulations
          Common sense energy policy

Stem cell research, global warming and endangered species
          Radical environmentalists

Pre-emptive defense, go it alone exceptionist cowboy nation
          Homeland security

Recycling, clean waterways and Earth Day
          gutless wonders

Evangelical officials, sanctity of life and faith-based initiatives
          Compassionate conservatism

Acoustic music, food co-ops and sustainable development
          Morally relativistic flip-floppers

Folksy and homespun, as prepared by donor corporations
          no child left behind

Bicycles, hiking and attention to global opinion
          socialist government health care fiasco

Loud mufflers, country music and exporting jobs overseas
          Clear skies initiative

Nationalized health care, global consensus and private faith
          Failed policies of the past

Fast food, Wal*Mart and a star wars missile defense
          No mistakes and no regrets

Scientifically-bent, museum-supporting and environmentally-concerned
          Libtard tax and spenders

Gun-toting, bible-thumping and full of moral clarity
          Neo-con theoreticians

Silently spiritual, mass transit supporting coalition builders
          Zombie United Nations puppets

NASCAR fans, NFL zealots and off-shored, real income-reduced patriots
          Backbone of America

Free-range meat, old-growth forest and salmon habitat restoration
          Junk science

Creationism, market-based solutions and the hoax of global warming
          God <Better> Bless America

Tax and spend, government healthcare, soft on defense
          Limp-wristed, molly-coddled squishes

Too expensive in money and jobs, requiring bigger government
          Conservative voice of responsibility and maturity

Pro-choice, contra closed minds and pro-diversity
          Godless baby killers

Staying on message, clear visions and controlled information
          Healthy Forest Initiative

Stale idealism, pinched faces and shrill voices
          Disparaged and marginalized minority

God-fearing, giant powerful autos and chemically treated lawns
          Concealed carry evangelists

Pale skin, failed policies and over-complication
          Activist judges

WallStreet-based environmentalism, corporate self-regulation and Hummers
          Neo TheoCons

Animal rights, environmental activism and sustainable development
          Amusingly misguided

Mortgage and spend, hiring of illegales and glorification of cheap imports
          Heroes of capitalism

Lord of the rings, off the grid energy and organic produce
          Lost, Cut-and-Run dreamers

Pre-emptive defense, missile shields and bunker busting nukes
          Military coffin photo censure

Universal healthcare, equal opportunity and government standards
          Tired, creeping socialism

No net loss of wetlands, healthy forest initiative and commercial leases
          Reasoned environmental stewardship

Recycling, kayaking and foreign language learning
          Clueless one-worlders

Global economy, corporate agribusiness and energy security
          Faceless corporate political puppeteers

Habitat restoration, endangered species and roadless area protection
          Unreasoned eco-locoism

Cost cutting, labor exporting and single-minded self-enrichment
          Stalwart captains of industry

Liberal media, hollywood conspiracy and jewish control
          Conservative talkshow fodder

Good old boy accents, evangelical faith and never admitting a mistake
          Preservers of our precious sovereignty

Curbing noise, family planning and support of women’s rights
          Failed policies resurrected

Intelligent design, theocratic leanings and ability to ignore world opinion
          Crusading free world leaders

Moral relativism, mistrust of organized religion and a scientific skepticism
          Unprincipled and amoral sinners

Revealed truth, dominion over nature and the sanctity of marriage
          Knee-jerk reactionaries

Trust in science, aversion to dogma and willingness to suspend judgment

          Moral bankruptcy

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

What Is True Conservatism?

De-regulating giant financial entities which are driven only by their overpowering greed
Then stepping in with bailouts to produce inflation along with a recession
or instead, keeping a watchful eye upon those prone to selfish and childlike excesses

drilling unproductive wilderness and coastline for our tragicomic SUVs
          or saving some of that resource for later by buying it from others
as we scramble all available resources to gain a sustainable energy independence

subsidizing mass production to mono-crop our forests and our fields
          or carefully tending to the mystic diversity that we owe to the future

silting up streams and choking off salmon with corporate dams and logging
          or minding that watersheds stay clean and intact for future harvests

encouraging corporations to develop filthy aquaculture mass production
          or preserving our clean water and diversity of species
for the unknown needs of generations that might even yet be born

promoting the impersonal short-term, stock price-based corporate agriculture agenda
          or subsidizing the real stewardship of our precious native soils
with the oft-mouthed, constantly trampled values of Traditional Family Farmers

letting teenagers keep having children because it is a god-given right & abortion is a sin
          or licensing would-be parents via stiff examinations

lecturing fourth generation single mothers on the morality of abstinence
          or providing timely family intervention to break this pathetic cycle

incarcerating without tolerance ever more criminals raised without hope
teaching them real crime in prison and then setting them free upon our streets
             or seeking to identify and correct their problems at very early ages

funding local governments through cutthroat sales tax competition
over cheap, unplanned, unsustainable retail and housing development
or setting thoughtful long-term policy and implementing it through taxation

being forced by threat of being viewed as unpatriotically unelectable
to condone spending ever more billions on the military,
to combat a bogeyman who melts away somewhere into dusty, poverty-filled shadows
or investing at home in our own education, environment, agriculture,
energy needs, jobs, national debt and crumbling infrastructure

insisting that might makes right and that god is on our side
          or listening attentively to those considered opinions of
our European allies, who also happen to descend from our own very forefathers

electing professional, multi-generational politicians
who trade on their names and grow rich from their contacts
or promoting the Jeffersonian ideal of timely and limited service
to one's country as a matter of civic duty

tolerating a putrid mass of strangling tax code spaghetti
created by and for parasite lawyers and bloodsucking accountants
or making taxes lucid, reasonable, understandable and fair

opening up more of our forests for corporate timber and the obese on ATVs
          or diligently looking to preserve what little remains for the future

enriching puppet so-called royal families in their fly-plagued desert homes
          or severing all our relations through alternative energy sources

paying conglomerates to brew biofuel using up more energy than it makes
          or incepting grid-connected solar and wind power on every roof

allowing coal burning plants to increase their mountain-top destroying, mercury-laden,
horizon-obscuring, asthma-inducing, cancer-causing emissions
or subsidizing truly clean coal and fast breeder thorium reactor development
while systematically closing the oldest and dirtiest of the plants

making government smaller and ever more responsive
          or creating the largest bureaucracy ever seen by man
under the sacrosanct euphemism known as Homeland Security

subsidizing corporate agriculture while preaching of free trade
          or publicly calling out the bastards who ruin the land
with their fossil water mining, sewage lagoons, pesticides, fertilizer & antibiotic overuse
as they weave elaborate tax scams to increase their bonuses

allowing nightmare mega-scale domestic animal concentration camps
to pollute the country’s water with their foul fecal runoff
or ensuring that food production does not ruin our dwindling water supply

encouraging our companies to send engineering, research and information technology
positions overseas forever by citing the inevitability of global competition
or realizing that such services are imported straight back here
and that any developed nation must provide them for itself

letting faceless executives whose only goal is short term stock prices
set policy and retire inside locked compounds clutching obscene unearned bonuses
or demanding a wisdom and a vision beyond mere grasping business acumen

smiling as corporate leaders walk away rich, righteous and free
leaving us to adjust to the reality of a global standard of poverty
or holding them responsible for the debts they have placed upon our children

ensuring americans that their greatest patriotic duty is simply to keep shopping
and that hypnotized consumption is a fundamentalist value
or extolling the virtues of thrift and financial independence
while setting an example by keeping government spending within reason

creating the largest government deficit in all of mankind’s history
          or cutting back thoughtfully during difficult and trying times

demanding that foreigners buy our probably safe, genetically-modified corporate seed
          or working closely together to try and end the world's growing hunger

telling your allies that they are either with you or against you
          or striving for consensus and working together towards a shared future

refusing to sign a global ban on the sick foolishness of chemical warfare
          or leading the world in such a worthwhile crusade

ignoring greenhouse gases and treaties meant to stem their steady growth
          or pioneering profitable methods to deal with this global problem

relaxing pollution standards for the waters of our lakes and streams
          or making them safe to swim in for both the fish and for our kids

deciding that americans are above the laws of any world court
and applying sanctions to others who might be co-operating
or working together on a judicial system which works for the entire planet

refusing to support the international banning of brutal land mines
and continuing their production and export to one and all
or helping farmers and their children to avoid artificial legs and even worse

withholding funding for agencies providing birth control education
          or giving families in overpopulated lands already full of poverty
the ability to choose wisely, just for themselves

turning our national parks over to overpriced corporate property managers
          or keeping profit margins far away from the places
we have been entrusted to pass on to our future generations

interpreting world population growth as a threat to our national security
and determining to respond by increasing our unsustainable numbers
or working to design a rich and sustainable future
for a smaller and far less destructive human footprint

constructing maximally cheap with minimum environmental concern
          or building green with the aim of creating structures actually meant to last

discarding all wrappers, packaging, newspapers, aluminum and glass
since we paid for them and nobody is paying us not to throw them out
or reusing these things to let our children enjoy them as cheaply as we did

spreading the lie that economic growth continues at high rates forever
and burying generations to come beneath the debt of our tax cuts
or crafting a steady-state model that leaves as much as we enjoy today
for those existing beyond the laughably short quarterly horizon we now foresee

being laid off impersonally by some inhumane organization
as a discretionary expense, to be reduced merely to increase stock valuation
just to win a sickeningly large annual bonus for one’s so-called talents
or co-operatively reducing your salary maybe working part-time for a while,
at a place where you might even envision that there could be a future
         
touting free market worship while striving to build totalitarian oligopolies
and labeling any criticisms as socialist, unpatriotic and simply weak
or evolving capitalism to meet the needs of all humanity
aboard this one small blue space capsule that we simply must learn to share

trying to control fast-evolving pests by broadcasting long-lasting poisons
on food crops being raised to sell to your mothers and their children
or finding ways to control these long-term problems
more safely, cheaply and sustainably within the unforgiving laws of nature

encouraging lame urban cowboys to modify their motorcycles and trucks
to leave even more noise in their wasteful and infantile wakes
or enforcing simple common sense when the freedom to make empty noise
clashes with the right to natural peace and sublime quiet

allowing big media to set the body politic agenda via slick repetition
of stocks, entertainment, sports and government propaganda
mixed with 24 minutes per hour of higher volume commercials
and staged combat debates centered upon vital non-issues
or thoughtfully considering personal and national priorities
in reasoned discussion from a thousand different outlets

building the same tacky strip mall packages and
identical cheap convenience store setups at every new intersection
from border to border at the lowest possible costs
or searching for some kind of vision beyond mere stocks and profits
from some wiser group of men than these negligent but rich so-called leaders
whose legacy is greedy scheming behind closed boardroom doors

spinning, staying on message, gaining traction and shoutingly-managing the issues
          or publicly learning from mistakes, incorporating other points of view
and seeking involvement in quietly ongoing, open and non-poisonous debates

permitting contributory corporations to buy up all the media outlets
to serve up the same vapid, franchised media in every town and city
          or nurturing the plurality in our forgotten motto, 'e pluribus unum'

praising the virtues of democratic elections
while buying them with donations to be paid back with favors
or simply admitting that, under our current system, elections are about the money
and evolving our institutions to reinstate the ideals of the past

scornfully belittling science when it conflicts with well-scripted policies
already bought and paid for by corporate payoffs
or adopting the scientific method for rationally and fairly dealing with many
of our most pressing technical issues

invoking the lie of local control to grant outside developers unlimited power
permitting them to rend without foresight, planning or responsibility
or providing coordinated overviews for states, regions and the nation
to ensure a way of life that might even last a thousand years

counseling third world countries to preserve their so precious ecosystems
after having shattered our own and been proven unwilling to restore it
or providing a reality-based example of the benefits of conservation
and then profitably selling related goods and services to the world

touting the benefits of education while marginalizing scientists and
academia quietly through policy and openly in the corporate media
or respecting the educated as our best model for future progress
and our most precious current human capital

searching out the violent and the mindless in pleasure and entertainment
          or seeking enlightenment in the precious little free time we are granted
before we return to cold ashes and thin dust once again

expressing your true inner self via clothes, houses, cars and expensive vacations
          or searching for meaning through study and contemplation         

never saving and then demanding that government pay for your retirement
          or living within your means and laying out your own golden years far ahead

driving a 300 horsepower 4WD all by yourself an hour to work in a cube every day
          or leaving a smaller footprint on the earth and upon your descendants

issuing signing statements and underfunding enforcement agencies
          or impartially enforcing our laws per constitutional responsibility

paying ever more at toney restaurants until the last trendy seafood species
disappears from every ocean
or having the merest shred of common sense to at least leave
a viable breeding populations intact in the wild

ignoring the anonymous industrial holocaust-style production of your meat
          or consuming with forethought about what goes into your body
and having respect for the sacrifice of these other living beings

eating industrial fast food prepared by low-paid strangers who despise you
          or cooking good food and sharing time at home
with the people who are always there to love and respect you

blindly believing in creationism while harshly scoffing at the infidels
        or structuring your beliefs within a framework of reason and good faith,
sprinkled with a measure of respect for the considered opinions of others

spinning drunkenly from one corporate co-opted fad to another
          or cultivating reasoned and explainable values for living

growing fatter and dumber and being a daily target of ridicule
          or growing older and wiser and providing valued counsel

getting botoxed, dyeing your hair, wearing heavy makeup and too much gold
or trying to come to terms with the end of your, so-far, wasted life

spending every evening flipping channels with your stagnating brain disengaged
          or facing the onrushing void for a moment with an unblinking third eye

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Why do they hate us

Why do they hate us, we all ask, quite aghast
Not because we will not join in banning the blind crippling of land mines

But why do they hate us, we must ask again
We will not join their foolish and costly greenhouse reduction folly

Tell us clearly then and get to the point, why do they hate us
Our citizens alone must remain above the laws of any world court

Why do they hate us, we ponder driving alone in our obese gas hogs
we won’t sign their treaties for the rights of women or children

One more time, name the thing that they hate that lurks here within us
we subsidize farming but preach free trade to a world that is starving

Even so, show me the one thing that makes them hate us all
we let a million die in Rwanda but intervene over Kuwaiti and Iraqi oil

Look, in plain language just spell it out - why do they hate us
over 2 million die of AIDS in Africa without our concern every year
but we trumpet that the greatest tragedy of them all happened on 9-11

Seriously, though, do they really hate us all
we will not sign their treaty to put an end to chemical warfare

You simply must give the reason that they target us with hatred
we hasten the cutting of the 2% old growth that is left on our land
while counseling them to save all of the forests that they still have

But, really then, that could not be why they would hate us
we give them our worst jobs and make slaves of their peoples,
poison their waters and ravage their lands to satisfy our consumer whims

Certainly that is not why they would hate us
we are illiterate, cultural imperialists
waterboarding their minds with our vapid Hollywood entertainment

That just sounds like nonsense, what's the real reason they hate us
We just yell at them louder in a language that we ourselves cannot even read or write

Give it a break and tell me why do they hate us
we generously support criminal regimes that repress and torture them
and let them rob their countries blind with a wink and a nod

Surely you jest, now tell the truth, why do they hate us
we trade them all off, one against another
while we try and take them for everything, that they still have

Why do they hate us, why do they hate us, we must ask again
Because God is on our exceptionist side
and they must be either with or against us for United We Stand

In reality, you have not outlined any real reason for their hatred
Well, we are an outlaw, cowboy nation run by fundamentalists
Possessed of lots of nasty weapons, pointed in all directions

Sing it loudly, now brother, and say it really ain’t that they hate us
We have proudly, noisily and foolishly descended
From the land of the free and the home of the brave
To the land of the ignorant and the home of the half-cocked

You mumble half truths relying on junk science, speak up, why do they hate us
Six percent of world population but, 35 percent of all its emissions
And eleven percent of us cannot even find our own country on a globe

Enough of spineless, liberal claptrap: where is their hatred against us?
We spout off about universal opportunity and equality
While generations right here live in poverty, hopelessness and ignorance

These unrelated and twisted facts are not enough, why would they hate us
We side with the jews who enclose the arabs in a sandy ghetto
And vote with the Israelis when it counts and give them lots of money

That is all just so many smelly road apples - now, why do they direct hatred our way
Our poorest abusers waste more every day on drugs
Than those without drinking water, electricity or gas earn in a month

Why would they hate us, is it not just simple jealousy?
We spend more on defense than the rest of them combined
We invade and torture and then lecture them on freedom and morality

Why do they hate us
We sneer and laugh at them like they were ignorant, bumbling idiots
So unswervingly certain of our god-given place at the head of the table