Monday, May 9, 2011

Rigged Agenda Of The Deplorables - SAD!


Joyfully dedicated to the faithful blind, dancing carefree, behind their blind Christian Sharia piper
nobody will ever disagree,
our wondrous offspring deserve the finest in free-market education

everybody wants crimes against humanity brought to justice,
but, our own citizens will not be judged by some kangaroo world court

everyone can easily see
reckless government social spending mortgages all our futures

no one today seriously denies,
all men created anywhere else, are certainly created equal - equally poor

we are all at least subconsciously aware
democratic majority rule applies at home but not necessarily to puppet allies overseas

it goes without any rational consideration necessary whatsoever,
we must spend more and more on dEfense, each and every year

nobody would be so foolish as to campaign upon
over-population being an issue that should loom large upon our radar

it is a concept just as simple as apple pie:
backward people need only a little military nudge towards corporate democracy

even the very simplest among us see,
exporting jobs will make all our lives better in the end

try and find anyone who does not agree,
rash action on climate change is an unproven and expensive liberal plot

any decent and upright citizen knows,
our government servants need to talk privately to do-it-yourself saviors for political guidance

anyone with half a brain can tell,
a left-leaning conspiracy controls the fake corporate media

nobody supports the nightmare of chemical weapons,
yet we cannot sign a treaty restricting our right to use those we already have

caring mothers everywhere agree,
infants should not suck diesel fumes in bassinets, yet many of the poor still do

loving fathers, uncles, aunts all want to protect their precious childre,
yet coal-fired power plants still patriotically rain mercury into their growing brains

it has been shown by the policies of trusted global financial institutions,
ever-growing universal debt is in the best of both personal and national interests

it is as plain as the nose upon your benighted face,
we are god’s chosen people, standing above all on that shining hill

those with even the barest notion of reality see
too much science and math education destroys a man’s common sense

a large majority of strict constitutionalist opinion leaders realize,
loud mufflers on pickup trucks are a financed expression of personal freedom

it is a folksy, homespun verity that the working man votes conservative
and is rewarded with entitlement cuts right before his job is offshored forever

even simple fools know,
our sacred rights include carelessly tossing fast food packaging in our noisy wake

the average outsourced NASCAR fan admires our leader’s faith,
even as his own sons are sent overseas & his real income falls but the rich cover their assets

nobody cares for the sight of land mine victims,
but a world treaty to control them undermines our precious national sovereignty

according to trusted politicians, exported jobs, crumbled infrastructure and failed education
does not diminish the bright future of our blessed land

it is widely recognized by marketing opinion makers that:
repetition can mold paid soundbites into truths which we should hold to be very self-evident

any truly robust NFL fan of big men in spandex will gladly shout,
all that green environmental bullshit just wastes a real men’s time

any child knows there is a great difference between
a faceless corporation and the genial politician it has contracted with for political services

most all honest working people understand,
jobs and people rank above this vegan nonsense about some kind of a sustainable society

conventional wisdom spun by cosmetically-enhanced, fast-talking experts has proven for sure,
a person or a country must stand either with us or be against us

intellectual evangelicals accept as revealed truth this simple fact:
man takes dominion over all the beasts, since only he is possessed of an everlasting soul

phony news and slick advertising admit of not a hint,
our lifestyles are not sustainable for those few generations yet to come

it is seldom seriously questioned by conscientious conservatives that:
environmental conservation is an optional and minor virtue of limited and dubious value

it is accepted without requiring any serious thought at all,
the fish from our lakes and rivers are not safe for us to eat

there is simply no discussion,
it is the divine right of developers to mold our future in their greedy and leveraged image

it hardly bears mentioning,
the least of Hollywood epics is better entertainment than most any book

there is no argument about these facts:
animals have no souls, legal rights or places in our Father’s heaven

everyone knows,
one needn’t put aside a great deal in order to truly enjoy a richly-deserved Happily Ever After

it is widespread practice,
to finance the newest exciting mass whim instead of boringly saving for tomorrow

we obviously agree even with our most hated enemies,
faith in some one true god must be our guide in all political decisions

there is no debate over the propriety of this tacit axiom:
corporate fathers are the fingertips on the blind hand of the sacred free market

it is generally accepted and considered a non-starter,
this fictional, so-called mass extinction could only come at the hand of god, never man

it is just common sense that rich investors from out of town
can best exercise local control over zoning and development

who would argue with the right of the party in power
to gerrymander voting districts, thereby ensuring its own continued re-election

it simply makes sense that mafia gambling on Indian reservations will eventually be
a long-term solution to native american substance abuse, unemployment and poverty

an unquestionably good business practice is to merge, downsize, reduce benefits
and pensions,export, outsource, collect huge bonuses and escape to hidden and locked compounds

no one will deny that our brave leaders must stay the course without cutting and running,
and that their motives are pure and their evidence untainted

it is a pattern seen often in the history that we have so blithely ignored,
the proudly ignorant and accidentally privileged, head us blindly towards a fall

nobody argues the government’s need to maintain its absolutely secret when spying for our
security, since our constitution provides no right to individual privacy

everybody accepts the fact that our boys sacrifices must not be in vain
despite the illegal, immoral, deceitful preemptive wars of liberation ordered by their leaders

it’s just ordinary common sense,
it would be a serious mistake to make too many changes, especially all at once

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