Showing posts with label the zen of corporate governance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the zen of corporate governance. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Tao Of Government Overreach

The best leaders are those their people hardly know exist. - Tao Te Ching
when the government agenda is set by shortsighted corporations
which have bought and paid for all of the elections
people see for whom rule by and for the people really works out to be

when the government overturns as failed and outdated
the policies of its immediate predecessors
people see just how quickly their best interests may be re-interpreted

when government employees reap benefits unavailable to the masses
yet are no longer fit to work at normal jobs
people sense the presence of strangers from alien institutions

when overpaid consultants and executives buzz like busy bees
between lobbyists and legislators
people observe the best and the brightest in all their wondrous glory

when governments compete for tax dollars from any new development
to finance their ever more bloated budgetary needs
citizens know where to look for guidance in creating a sustainable society

when homeland security is conducted behind utmost secrecy
within the worlds largest bureaucracy
people understand that the truly patriotic have nothing left but to fear

when the government makes a war against all the world's better judgment
the people must be helped to discern
morally obligatory pre-emptive defense from openly evil and naked aggression

when the government seeks to rip its last precious oil reserves
from its remotest remaining wilderness
people witness firsthand how conservatives practice conservation

when the government excludes SUVs, pick-up trucks and vans
from mileage and pollution standards
voters plainly see the finest governance that corporate money can buy

when 900000 pages of deliberately obfuscated tax code gibberish
funds a vast so-called industry of overpaid pig latin interpreters
people again see the wisdom of electing lawyers as their leaders

when conservative government leaders rail ignorantly against junk science
and criticize fuzzy math
the people feel free to belittle anything more complex than the average action movie

when the government tries to prod a sluggish consumer economy
by offering yet another prod of unfunded kickstart
people bend and submit once more to the financial electrodes

when the government's focus is always upon the latest poll
in advance of the next upcoming election
people do not miss the foresightful forefathers that they never learned of at all

when the government official tells God he must bless the country after every speech
and asks us all to add our prayers
good people sleep all the better knowing that He is on their side

when the government declares that every other nation
is simply either with us or against us
people know that even heathen foreigners will listen to simple reason

when the government encourages conglomerates to buy up all the media
and the vapid so-called news is the same on every channel
people scoff at the notion of an ever-vigilant press which guards their civil rights

when the government taxes cigarettes almost enough to make the smokers quit
then subsidizes tobacco farmers and pays Medicaid for lung diseases
people know that somewhere all these actions must make sense together

when governments sell more in weapons than they provide for development
and insurgents can get guns more easily than mothers can find flour
people are glad to note that their leaders pray humbly for lasting peace, every night

when one government spends more on its military than all the rest together
people can understand that increasing ignorance and poverty
is a slightly sad but necessary effect, of protecting our own Traditional Family Values

when the government speaks openly of might making right
while destroying societies to spread freedom in wars of liberation
be sure that the world worships in joyful wonder, the image of its only super power

when the government subsidizes its chosen religious groups
which discriminate based upon belief
those alienated mull upon the motto "one nation under God"

when the government takes away the knitting needles
from frightened grandmothers flying off to family holidays
wise men know our travel is made safer from ruthless terrorist killers

when the government always makes very little sense at all
the people find a consistency that they can come to rely upon
and with which the meaninglessness of their own lives dovetails very well

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Fearless, Furtive Corporate Leaders


Who are these leaders that we only follow because our paychecks barely cover us week to week?
These so-called captains of industry, siphoning off vast and undeserved riches

Preaching the value of competition while buying government import tariffs
From where do they draw the moral authority and social conscience to send our jobs overseas?

Masters of simultaneous backbiting and ass-kissing, they have shoulder-climbed to the top
Faceless drones in expensive suits, piously mouthing an ambiguous patriotic, political correctness

People who do not write and let others read their email, yet make great decisions
Their Insular MBAs, lawyers and accountants provide all the counsel they might ever need

Great swashbuckling heroes who lack the courage to meet the eyes of those they pay
Half man, half mannequin, parroting pre-digested, nonsensical, pre-recorded pabulum

Intrepidly guiding that great ship of capitalism from high above in a rich suite, safe on shore
Trained in the arts of cronyism and influence-peddling, they scuttle from the light of inquiry

They are our great moral beacons, illuminating all that’s good within our system
Lying and dealing to raise stock prices, stealing and then floating off under golden parachutes

Able to control simpering lackeys with the mere suspicious raising of an eyebrow
Mouthing pious platitudes about free trade while bribing officials for subsidies

Great patriots and defenders of freedoms with huge secret offshore accounts
Supporters of human rights running sweatshops throughout the third world

Brave knights of capitalism on a quest to secretly become Masters of the Universe
Good fathers they are, sending our children’s jobs to foreign lands forever

Far-seeing leaders whose great vision sometimes might even extend beyond next quarter’s results
Defenders of democracy, running brutal, petty, hidden dictatorships all their own

Falsely pumping stock prices through churning by formulaic mergers, layoffs and synergy
Slashing jobs and benefits by the magic twenty percent analysts approve

Whining that America requires better education in science and math
Outsourcing engineering and research jobs, saving money for perhaps one whole year

Commanding lavish perqs, bonuses and stock options as star players
Yet, their actual contributions are not measurable by standard accounting methods

Treating the masses like sheep, hand-in-hand with friendly political sock puppets
They measure world progress by secret internal financial statements and stock market numbers

Staying on message via the media they have simplified and conglomerated
Blithely not even reporting that which ruffles their sponsor’s agendas

Benevolent dictators of food, fashion, sport, automobiles and recreation
Agilely co-opting, cheapening and offshore mass-producing other’s ideas for quick profits

Marginalizing dissident voices via their paid professional ‘opinion leaders’
Upbeat no matter what, and inevitably ‘eager for the chance to clear my name’ without no comment

Insulated in estates, limousines and personal jets, they listen to their guts
Their god-given talents wasted on greed, hubris and corporate politics

Who are these ‘leaders’ at whose behest politicians rail so loudly against over-regulation?
Who spends millions on crafted corporate images which totally bely their real actions & intentions?

They preach the wisdom and benevolence of the unfettered free marketplace
Meanwhile, blackmailing for tax breaks and whining of regulation’s costs in jobs and money

They extol the benefits of free enterprise, competition and entrepreneurship
They merge and acquire towards a goal of tightly-controlled global oligarchies

Hiding, shifting and conniving to ‘make their numbers’ and fool the analysts
Dumping pumped, exorbitant stock options at the top of an artificial curve they created

Lying about leaving to ‘pursue other interests’ or ‘to spend more time with their families’
They feel terrible for employees watching as locked retirement savings evaporate

How is it they are revered as all-powerful, absolute, unchallenged dictators? -
While always claiming they did nothing and knew nothing of those many wrongdoings

They rise based on their need for attention, all consuming greed and blackhole egos
When under scrutiny they appear mute in fine suits with expensive lawyers who do all the talking

They retreat inside secured compounds saying they look forward to clearing their names
Once they have safely sheltered their takings they express their grief and deepest sympathies

Who are these swashbuckling lieutenants who cook books to woo the analysts?
Smirking masters of slick PowerPoints posturing behind hardwood podiums in fine suits

Shallow and petty, vapid and vain, pathologically-focused and viciously passively-aggressive
Living proof of the innate infallibility of the so-called blind hand of the free marketplace

Unrepentant yet deeply concerned, wrist-slapped, but still our models going forward
Whining for subsidies while bribing for reductions in tariffs on their outsourced goods

Retiring to supervise the creation of fictional autobiographies and scam motivational courses
Who are these polished liars promising the better jobs of tomorrow as they offshore us forever?

How is it their compensation skyrockets as they slash wages, jobs, benefits and pensions?
Faceless fearless leaders pulling strings behind the scenes, sage masters of their known universe

Monday, April 25, 2011

When the people grow up chasing endless empty fads

when the citizens have no safe places that they have always known
because all is in the chaos of cheap construction and hourly work migration
they should grow skittish and uneasy
like caribou forced to migrate past packs of hungry wolves

when the people worship only what is new
the children try to invent an entire culture of their own
and then quickly they grow old and confused
and are discarded with a strange distaste for themselves

when the people do not honor the food that they eat
animals live like prisoners and die stripped of their grace
the land is violated by many forms of dirty runoff
yet some still yearn for the simple lilt of missing songbirds

when the country gulps from plastic that it quickly throws to the ground
and its commercials require more thought than its entertainment
its strength is diminished and its future in doubt
yet it is not painful to those dancing hypnotized in a dull throng

when corporate agribusiness controls the food supply
and stock prices guide the stewardship of our sustaining land
the future appears both raggedly hungry and quite filthy to the disaffected

when developers create communities and give them idyllic names
and create streets meant to recall other times
those who are not team players may mournfully intone that
what is no more, and cannot return, will always be the better

when it is cheaper to bulldoze rich farmland for new cheap strip malls
than it is to re-develop shoddily-built and decaying storefronts
some people see the true wisdom
of the invisible hand of capitalism stroking the sacred free marketplace

when home owners speculate on gains from their properties
making improvements only to appeal to prospective buyers
and to enhance their curb appeal
others see the true meaning of our Traditional Family Values shining thru

when the winning candidates always spend more than their rivals
in campaigns all run by sloganizing puppeteers
and corporate sponsors quickly recoup their election investments
people revel in the spiritual experience of the democratic process

when a man is ashamed that his car is too old
and women routinely throw out clothes that they have never worn
consumption remains high enough to support the holy economy
and advertisers have won a great victory for leveraged consumerism

when an honest workman feels that he must be a loser
and is ashamed of his good craft
his country has abandoned purpose and reason
and the image makers have falsely robbed him of his dignity

when the people grow up chasing endless empty fads
ignoring all else as passé or unimportant
it is with a cold and faceless impartiality that
they, too, very quickly pass out of style as well

when the old are disgusted with what the world has become
and are simply glad that time has, at last, passed them by
the young come of age full of unrelated images, each only half-digested
their brains an unsorted compost heap of mass entertainment

when the people do not know what to do with their elders
and they are laid aside and asked to pay to be kept out of sight
when no one knows what these citizens are living for
the society which asks this question can have no decent answer

when expensive dogs are purchased from puppy mills as status symbols
but left out alone in empty fenced yards
before, very soon, to be sent away forever more
children learn the value of commitment and companionship

when the angry young man, once so widely admired,
morphs pathetically into a bitter and tired old fool
his impotent rage becomes boring repetition
and he is quite easily left behind and quickly forgotten

when the people burn bright lights outside their homes
throughout every night of each year
and more is spent on security systems than for reading material
the children grow up coping with implants of ignorance and paranoia

when grown men spend good money having pickup trucks make more noise
though they are too big to park and have no place for groceries
little boys learn what is important though father's never home
growing up tough as nails and dumber than the dirt

when mothers spend their time in knots of vicious gossip
merely aping empty fashion trends
and pursuing shopping as an extreme avocation
no one need wonder why girls do poorly in science and math

when anger, revenge and greed provide the best in workplace motivation
even though the silly mantra of political correctness is regularly invoked
how easy can it be then, once at home with the family
to lay it all aside and be gentle and just, kind, calm and loving

when senior officials, hip-hoppers, movie stars and athletes
turn up their noses at education, science and normal work
while violence, ignorance and crime are portrayed as part of ordinary life
why are we surprised when first offenders cannot read, write or add

when our parents wind up languishing in their own smelly wastes
in institutions staffed by tired drop-outs and illegal immigrants
shortly to be preyed upon by a conglomerated funeral ‘industry’
who would argue that our own lives are not, thereby, greatly diminished

when the most important of all the many government spending items
is how much we can spend on killing other people
while whipping up the public against enemies in the shadows
it becomes clear that the business of war shall prosper, forever more

when the incumbent promises things he could already have delivered
many poorer citizens may still trust him if he seems to be nice,
and spends good money on family images with soothing voices and safe music
while touting moral values but favoring the rich and the incorporated donors

when intelligent people read only pre-digested spin from a for-profit press
it is easier to maintain the consistency and rhythm of the message,
thereby ensuring that the rational will not panic, bolt and run,
while establishing by repetition what seems false upon first impression

when elections are brought to you by corporations to reach financial goals,
none of which include family values or environmental nonsense
and slick firms launch expensive campaigns designed to spin the candidates
who would be surprised if voters are treated as simple target markets

when the credit cards are all maxed out and the houses aren’t worth their loans
and once-cheap imports and outsourced skills are simply unaffordable
when all the strip malls are complete and the entire ecosystem shattered
the people can still sit inside gasless SUVs, communing with their personal saviors